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weird launchpad for weird people   &&   CRASH GATE: one coin per $1000 wagered or $300 profit, then gamble again   &&   75% of creator fees buy $WEIRD and BURN it   &&   20% gets spent pumping 1 coin every hour   &&   5% feeds the schizonator   &&   that hourly pump is an Hourly Wake of ONE live coin with real volume, NOT organic volume   &&   memecoins can go to zero   &&   this is not financial advice   &&  

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since 2010
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Round line-drawn face with rectangular glasses, angry brows, dot eyes, a hooked nose, and a jagged mouth.

weird launchpad for weird people

Coins made here are born on Pump. You do not connect a wallet to look, and you do not trade here. The fees come back to this launchpad.
THE SPLIT
75%
buys $WEIRD and burns it 		20%
gets spent pumping 1 coin every hour 		5%
the schizonator
100% of creator fees from coins launched here are collected by this launchpad. 75% is used to buy $WEIRD and burn it. 20% gets spent pumping 1 coin every hour. 5% goes to the schizonator prize pool. That pool is not the crash house. Every hour that 20% market-buys one coin from this board that is still active and has real volume. The log calls that an Hourly Wake. It is not organic volume.
next wake in --:--
Hourly Wake log

    $WEIRD

    pump.fun  |  solscan     		price
    …     		market cap
    …

    PICK A PAIR (the buttons run)
    Buttons flinch. They vanish for a second. They get tired, or hold still on one. The dropdown does not move. Text boxes do not move.


    search the rest of the pair list

    hold still — pick with the keyboard

    selected mint none yet

    CRASH GATE
    Send a gamble amount of real SOL from your wallet. The server commits a hash before the round. The multiplier climbs from 1.00x. Cash out before the crash and the house pays the gamble amount times that multiplier. Miss it and the gamble amount stays in the house wallet. Same wallet pays winners. Browsing and trading still do not need a wallet.
    house edge 4%. min gamble amount 0.01 SOL. max win 20.00x.
    house wallet: checking
    YOUR TOTALS
    wagered $0.00 / $1000
    won $0.00 / $300
    no wallet yet


    gamble amount


    no finished rounds yet

    1.00x 

    
                  		
            
    
          
    

          
    
          
    
            
    
              
                the schizonator
                
    
                Free. No gamble amount.
                  		
            
    
            
    
              
                
      
                  
    1. press start
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    2. click only the face that is marked as the real one
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    3. you need 7 hits in a row
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    4. a miss or a decoy sends you back to 0
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    5. the click window shrinks each hit
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    6. after 7 the prize button appears and pays 0.001 SOL from the pool if the pool has it
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                prize 0.001 SOL. checking the 5% pool.
                

    
                
                

    
                hit 0 of 7
                
    
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                MAKE THE COIN
                
    
                Checking whether this server can sign a launch.
                
    
                one coin per pass. this wallet needs $1000 wagered or $300 won since its last confirmed launch.
                  		
            
    
            
    
              
                
    
                  
    
                    
    
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                WHAT CRAWLED OUT OF HERE
                
    
                Empty until a real launch. Prices are live. If the feed fails, it says unavailable. No wallet.
                  		
            
    
            
    
              
            
    
          
    
            		
        
          
          
    
          
          
          
          
    
          WEIRD
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            best viewed
    at 1024x768
    and 16 colors
    if you are brave
              
          

    
          
            		
      
    
      
    
        
          GUESTBOOK
           (saved in this browser only, like a real 2010 guestbook that nobody backed up)
          
      
            
    • anon: first. the face is already everywhere. good.
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    • guest: i did not connect a wallet. i refuse to. trade on pump.
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            Memecoins can go to zero. This is not financial advice.
          
          
    
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